I like boobs.. a lot.



I would take a bullet for garlic bread

who would shoot a garlic bread

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Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

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I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

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have no regrets

except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those

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mm girl youre so wet;) wait is that fucking pee you did not just pee yourself

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hickeys are gross i want ten

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