mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

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First day of school
  • teacher: okay everyone say one thing about yourself
  • me: I can take a bigger bong rip than anyone else in here
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zaynsbro:

Shut up mom, this isn’t a phase. this is the REAL me

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nepetaleijons:

when u make a mistake

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(Source: bird-meme, via asvprock)

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penelopgarcia:

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire

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