I like boobs.. a lot.


"what did u do all day?"


(Source: swedishpapa, via asvprock)

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  • Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
  • Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
  • ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
  • Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
  • Dad: *chokes into his drink*
  • ROL: You should respect your elders.
  • Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
  • Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
  • ROL: *storms off*
  • Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
  • Me: What?
  • Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.
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i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.

(via thebaladofstella)

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i dont wanna go to college i wanna go to concerts 

(via kayysweets)

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imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk

(Source: asscrab, via crystallized-teardrops)

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